Some of you have heard of Neko “the demon cat” but most are not familiar with Cosmo. Cosmo is my dog, which I’ve had for 14-15 years now. He’s a character in his own way.
Typical morning interaction:
Kat: “Come on Cos, let’s go outside and go potty.”
Dog: wag-wag, waddle-waddle to the back door.
Cat: Stretching out on MY patio chair….oh it’s just them, yawn, back to sleep.
Kat: “Okay Cos, go poop and get a treat, come on.”
Dog: Nope not this spot, nope not this spot either, sniff here, sniff there, sniff the air, turn in circles.
Cat: Glance up, this is getting really old.
Kat: “Come on Cos, no poop, no treat!”
Dog: I’m looking, I’m looking, stop rushing me…….Squat.
Kat: “Good Cossy, good boy…you get a treat.”
Cat: About damn time….
Dog: Oh boy, oh boy, I get a treat, I get a treat, wag, wag, let me back in!
Kat: “Go inside Cos, I’ll be in, in a minute” Open door, let dog back in-house.
Dog: REALLY? Now I have to wait….